Johnson & Friends - The Fancy Dress
Alfred has a fancy dress party but Johnson struggles to be creative enough to design a costume.
Duration : 0:10:0
Archive for May, 2009
check out the biddy giving the piggy backscene kids
A whole bunch of scene kid picz
One of his first songs.
___________________________________
Written by Dot Dot Curve himself so don’t go saying “they’re wrong!” to me 
**YeaImTheSex**
HAHAHA YEA WHOS THE SEX MAN IM THE SEX MAN!
CH:
YEA
im the sex man
yea im the sex man yea im the sex
pull it off like mike jones and be like who?
spanky is the sex man spanky is the sex
V1:
people call me the sex man i in love it
when you hate on me i can see your jealousy just keep raising
pretty soon im pretty sure its gonna reach its peak
and when it does i really dont give a when it does
but when it does EW
why cant we all just be the X of the X’s and O’s
and just give each other all hugs
i mean im like a freaking lollipop im really freaking sweet
CH:
YEA
im the in sex i cant help it that everyone says it
YEA
its not my fault im so in sexy so please stop hating
i do what i want to do no matter what you do i dont give a
about what you do dude
CH:
CHANT: YEA IM THE SEX (8)
______________________________
www.myspace.com/dotdotcurve
second song.
Lyrics:
Take My Picture (feat. Dot Dot Curve) 
Take a razor to my neck
take a picture tell me if i bled
Take a razor to my neck
take a picture tell me if i bled
Take a razor to my neck
take My picture tell me if i bled
tell me if i bled
Runway Model All My fancy clothes
a hair spray bottle up my nose
Take My Picture Take My Picture
Take a razor to my neck
take a picture tell me if i bled
It’s killing time
It’s killing time
It’s killing time
It’s killing time
Turn your backs
It’s killing time
Take a razor to my neck
take My picture tell me if i bled
tell me if i bled
Runway Model All My fancy clothes
a hair spray bottle up my nose
Take My Picture Take My Picture
Take a razor to my neck
take My picture tell me if i bled
Dead fashion
fatal attraction
put us last in line
Don’t Turn your backs
It’s killing time
Dead fashion
fatal attraction
put us last in line
Turn your backs
It’s killing time
Take a razor to my neck
take My picture tell me if i bled
tell me if i bled
Runway Model All My fancy clothes
a hair spray bottle up my nose
Take My Picture Take My Picture
While the blood runs down my neck
Take My Picture Take My Picture
While the blood runs down my neck
Take My Picture Take My Picture
While the blood runs down my neck
Take My Picture Take My Picture
While the blood runs down my neck
I messed on a few so ignore the few 
escape the fate craig mabbitt ronnie rake
lol
scene kids hollywood undead smosh sex ed rocks set my friends on fire space myspace boys gilrs emo love hate pain hurt fun haha lol cool how to hair do tease strange different piercings dark Im the man take picture razor jefree starr fer sure Sceneboy scenegirl weird hot sexxxy sexy smex smexxxy smexy dot. dot curve triple XXX hentai yaoi naruto death note sasuke saunaru kiss make out Aerodrone perfection
jeffre starr brokencyde riannah chris brown beat up fight Woah
Yeah, Yeah
Woah
Yeah, Yeah
I wonder if you’re going down
Well, we all know you get lost
And then get found
And then I wonder so
I cant believe that’s what you said
I wonder in my sleep
I can’t believe that’s what you heard
can you not defeat
I can’t take this
No, I don’t like it
I don’t know where you are
You know she’s dancing at the disco
Woah, She’s dying on the floor
I know you’re sleeping all alone
You feel suicide
Now you’re dying to get out
But its in you deep inside
Do you feel it in your veins
The poison rushing through?
But can’t you see it in your heart
I’m still there for you?
I can’t take this
No, I don’t like it
I don’t know where you are
You know she’s dancing at the disco
And whoa, she’s dying on the dance floor
(Say my name)
You don’t even know it
(Well, I am done)
Well, you sure aren’t showing it
(Now hold my hand)
You know she’s on the dance floor
(Well, I know she’s got it)
But still she craves more
Woah
love
Duration : 0:5:6
JMTV February 2009, valentines day thunderbirds fancy dress
February 2009 and we look the at the new Thunderbirds costumes, valentine gifts? try a cutey cupid for Valentine’s Day plus Pink Panther and Friday the 13th movie costumes.
If you are looking for Valentine ideas or just last minute valentine gifts take a look at our Valentines Day section, we may be able to help. Other popular themes include the Pink Panther costume from the Pink Panther movies. Fancy dress costumes, halloween costumes, pet costumes and much more. It doesn’t hurt to take a look. http://www.joke.co.uk
Virgil Thunderbirds Costume with Frame
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part=30258
Adult Cutey Cupid Costume
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_largeDD.asp?part=60960
Adult Pink Panther Costume
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part=30067
Adult Deluxe Jason Costume
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_largeDD.asp?part=24351
Winter Sale
http://www.joke.co.uk/prodpage.asp?type=sub&sub=1508
Jokers’ Masquerade Customer Photo Gallery
http://www.joke.co.uk/publish.asp?what=customerGallery&page=1
Free Competition Page
http://www.joke.co.uk/publish.asp?what=competition&page=1
Think Fancy Dress - Think Halloween Costumes - Think Jokers’ Masquerade
Duration : 0:2:33
JMTV May 2009, news buzz lightyear fancy dress
Spring time is upon us and we’ve stopped at the Half Moon near Winchester to talk about space things and show off our Buzz Lightyear costume.
Fancy dress costumes from Jokers’ Masquerade
http://www.joke.co.uk
Adult Gentlemen’s Wardrobe
http://www.joke.co.uk/fancy_dress/adult_gentlemen%27s_wardrobe~1088/index.html
Adult Buzz Lightyear Disney Costume (ref: 50149)
http://www.joke.co.uk/fancy_dress/adult_buzz_lightyear_costume~50149.html
Customer Photo Gallery
http://www.joke.co.uk/storefront/content/~contentId=customerGallery1
Think Fancy Dress - Think Halloween Costumes - Think Jokers’ Masquerade
Duration : 0:3:29
Fancy Dress Battle
A big Fancy dress Battle consisting of Kermit, pink panther, bumble bee, owl, gorilla, 2 monks, a rabbit, Texas chainsaw killer and an arch bishop. Music Lemon Demon ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Duration : 0:1:23
Smurf in Rome, fancy dress costume
Smurf spotted in Rome, Italy.
Adult Smurf Costume
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_largeDD.asp?part=40035
Jokers’ Masquerade found at http://www.joke.co.uk has the largest online collection of adult fancy dress costumes and Halloween costumes in the UK today.
There are over 10,000 costumes and accessories to choose from for any fancy dress idea or theme, many UK exclusive lines, all in stock from our 40,000sqft warehouse complex with order and parcel tracking.
Think Fancy Dress Costumes, Think Halloween Costumes, Think Jokers’ Masquerade.
Duration : 0:0:26
Live your life *LYRICS* BEST QUALITY
*UPDATE* This video was banned due to copyright claims by a third party. i dont know why only mine was banned but w/e i even put i dont own any part of this song or company in the description. WTH
BEST QUALITY ON YOUTUBE AND WITH LYRICS
live your life by T.I Feat Rihanna i do not own any part of this song or company. please rate comment and subscribe ^.^ *SOME OF THE WORDS WERE CUT OFF SO HERE ARE THE FULL LYRICS*
lyrics
What you need to do is be thankful for the life that you got.
You know what I’m sayin’.
Stop lookin’ at what you ain’t got
and start bein’ thankful for what you do got.
Let’s give it to ‘em baby girl.
You’re gonna be a shining star
Your fancy clothes, your fancy ca-ars
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far
‘Cause everyone knows who you a-are
So live your life (ay), ay ay ay
You steady chasing that paper
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
Ain’t got no time for no haters
Just live your life (ay), ay ay ay
No telling where it’ll take ya
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
‘Cause I’m a paper chaser
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Never mind what haters say, ignore ‘em ’til they fade away
Amazing they ungreatful after all the game I gave away
Safe to say I paid the way for you cats to get paid today
You’d still be wasting days away, now had I never saved the day
Consider them my protégé, homage I think they should pay
Instead of being gracious they violate in a major way
I never been a hater still I love them in a crazy way
Some say they sold yah and no they couldn’t even work on Labor day
It ain’t that they black or white, their hands in areas the shades of grey
I’m west side anyway, even if I left today and stayed away
Some move away to make a way, not move away ’cause they afraid
I brought back to the hood and all you ever did was take away
I pray for patience but they make me want to melt their face away
Like I once made them spray, now I could make ‘em put the K’s away
Been thugging all my life, can’t say I don’t deserve to take a break
You would rather see me catch a case and watch my future fade away
You’re gonna be a shining star
Your fancy clothes, your fancy ca-ars
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far
‘Cause everyone knows who you a-are
So live your life (ay), ay ay ay
You steady chasing that paper
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
Ain’t got no time for no haters
Just live your life (ay), ay ay ay
No telling where it’ll take ya
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
‘Cause I’m a paper chaser
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
I’m the opposite of moderate
Immaculately polished with the spirit of a hustler and the swagger of a college kid
Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics
Articulate but still I’ll grab a nigga by the collar quick
Whoever having problems with their record sales just holla ‘tip
If that don’t work and all else fails then turn around and follow ‘tip
I got love for the game but ay I’m not in love with all of it
Could do without the fame and rappers nowadays are comically
The hooting and the hollering, back and forth with the arguing
Where you from, who you know, what you make and what kind of car you in
Seems as though you lost sight of what’s important when depositing
Them checks into your bank account and you up out of poverty
Your values is in disarray, prioritizing horribly
Unhappy with the riches ’cause you poor morally
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning
And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden, aren’t we?
You’re gonna be a shining star
Your fancy clothes, your fancy ca-ars
And then you’ll see, you’re gonna go far
‘Cause everyone knows who you a-are
So live your life (ay), ay ay ay
You steady chasing that paper
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
Ain’t got no time for no haters
Just live your life (ay), ay ay ay
No telling where it’ll take ya
Just live your life (oh), ay ay ay
‘Cause I’m a paper chaser
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Just living my life (ay), my life (oh), my life (ay), my life (oh)
Got everybody watching what I do
Come walk in my shoes
And see the way I’m living if you really want to
Got my mind on my money and I’m not going nowhere
So keep on getting your paper and keep on climbing
Look in the mirror and keep on shining
‘Till the game ends, ’till the clock stops
We gon’ post up on the top spot
Living the life, the life
In a brand new city got my whole team with me
The life, my life
I do what I wanna do
I’m living my life, my life
I will never lose,
I’m living my life, my life
And I’m not stopping
So live your life!
Duration : 0:4:2
JMTV October 2008, halloween corpse bride fancy dress
Halloween Edition! Ian takes a look at our Zombie game, the Blue Gnome costume makes the news, Bestival Radio, sexy Corpse Bride and Werewolf costumes plus the photo gallery.
Halloween costume ideas galore from Jokers’ Masquerade at http://www.joke.co.uk this month.
Attack of the Funky Disco Zombies Game
http://www.joke.co.uk/publish.asp?what=zombie_game&page=1
Adult Blue Gnome Fancy Dress Costume (ref: 40035)
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_largeDD.asp?part=40035
Our Bestival Video
http://www.joke.co.uk/publish.asp?what=video_bestivalradio&page=1
Adult Corpse Bride Costume (ref: 90109)
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_largeDD.asp?part=90109
Adult Werewolf Costume (Grey) (ref: 23082)
http://www.joke.co.uk/showPart_large.asp?part=23082
Customer Gallery
http://www.joke.co.uk/publish.asp?what=customerGallery&page=1
Think Fancy Dress - Think Halloween Costumes - Think Jokers’ Masquerade
Duration : 0:2:7
www.TheCostumeShop.ie Presents the best Halloween Costumes of 2008 on TV3